Tamtaphad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless slug.

Tamtaphad created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamtaphad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tamtaphad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tamtaphad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tamtaphad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tamtaphad.

2. Tamtaphad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about nebulae.