Dumarmarthotgod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful snail.

Dumarmarthotgod created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dumarmarthotgod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumarmarthotgod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dumarmarthotgod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dumarmarthotgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. You must love Dumarmarthotgod.