Dumarmarthotgod is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful
snail.
Dumarmarthotgod created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dumarmarthotgod, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dumarmarthotgod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Dumarmarthotgod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Dumarmarthotgod's Holy Commandments1. Never eat lemons.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not kill bats.
5. You must love Dumarmarthotgod.