Funspagzan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy jellyfish.

Funspagzan created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Funspagzan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funspagzan, it will think nothing of it.

Funspagzan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Funspagzan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never eat bark.