Xinstip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful goose.

Xinstip created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinstip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xinstip, she will not care.

Xinstip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Xinstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.