Sugzanflab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous zebra.

Sugzanflab created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugzanflab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugzanflab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sugzanflab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sugzanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugzanflab.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. You must pray to Sugzanflab five times a day.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.