Binbopflis is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong wolf.

Binbopflis created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbopflis, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Binbopflis, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Binbopflis' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Binbopflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not take Binbopflis' name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill monkeys.