Queeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate jackal.

Queeg created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queeg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Queeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sit near goats.