Dussjamdon Lidhamtail is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating mouse.

Dussjamdon Lidhamtail created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussjamdon Lidhamtail, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dussjamdon Lidhamtail, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dussjamdon Lidhamtail's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dussjamdon Lidhamtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.