Fodwaphud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud hedgehog.

Fodwaphud created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Fodwaphud, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fodwaphud, it will torture you forever.

Fodwaphud's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fodwaphud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fodwaphud's name in vain.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about gravity.