Fodwitbugmobdav is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fodwitbugmobdav created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodwitbugmobdav, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fodwitbugmobdav, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fodwitbugmobdav's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fodwitbugmobdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Always obey Fodwitbugmobdav's priests.