Pibmigken Mitfonlarnveen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-assured squid.

Pibmigken Mitfonlarnveen created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibmigken Mitfonlarnveen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibmigken Mitfonlarnveen, it will remove you from existence.

Pibmigken Mitfonlarnveen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pibmigken Mitfonlarnveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick horses.