Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub is a god.
He takes the form of a small, smart
seal.
Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub created an electron three million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub, he will cry a lot.
Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub's priests.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Hide from cyan gulls for they are unholy.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Yarlhabkan Nutcunlamgub must be the most important thing in your life.