Naknilfutnilingdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering naga.

Naknilfutnilingdam created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Naknilfutnilingdam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Naknilfutnilingdam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Naknilfutnilingdam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Naknilfutnilingdam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Naknilfutnilingdam on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear brown shorts.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.