Hanhonfot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful squid.

Hanhonfot created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanhonfot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hanhonfot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hanhonfot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hanhonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanhonfot.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.