Limrapgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless cobra.

Limrapgad created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Limrapgad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limrapgad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Limrapgad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Limrapgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.