Fudwipzag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust tortoise.

Fudwipzag created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudwipzag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudwipzag, it will remove you from existence.

Fudwipzag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fudwipzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never feed tomatoes to horses while wearing black jumpers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never jump in holy places.