Catbudwat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident butterfly.

Catbudwat created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catbudwat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Catbudwat, it will turn you into a rat.

Catbudwat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Catbudwat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.