Kombomjon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, overgenerous crocodile.

Kombomjon created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kombomjon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kombomjon, he will destroy your home planet.

Kombomjon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kombomjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Worship no other gods but Kombomjon.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.