Pibveggat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered hamster.

Pibveggat created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibveggat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibveggat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pibveggat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pibveggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away from cyan swans, for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.