Tigdabbossxin Rawjadspag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tigdabbossxin Rawjadspag created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdabbossxin Rawjadspag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tigdabbossxin Rawjadspag, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tigdabbossxin Rawjadspag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tigdabbossxin Rawjadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue otters for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Tigdabbossxin Rawjadspag's priests.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.