Bethigsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate swan.

Bethigsaf created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bethigsaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bethigsaf, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bethigsaf's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bethigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never paint your feet black.

5. Fast once a month.