Nulhaksab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, loving fox.

Nulhaksab created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulhaksab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulhaksab, he will think nothing of it.

Nulhaksab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nulhaksab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nulhaksab on top of all buildings.

4. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.