Sterpagstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy faun.

Sterpagstrag created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterpagstrag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sterpagstrag, it will not care at all.

Sterpagstrag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sterpagstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Sterpagstrag on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about gravity.