Lakhabvol is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing salamander.

Lakhabvol created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lakhabvol, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lakhabvol, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lakhabvol's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Lakhabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never hurt foxes.