Sugomtmot Voglarnbeghadtonkwanbim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate frog.

Sugomtmot Voglarnbeghadtonkwanbim created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugomtmot Voglarnbeghadtonkwanbim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugomtmot Voglarnbeghadtonkwanbim, she will make you grow a tail.

Sugomtmot Voglarnbeghadtonkwanbim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sugomtmot Voglarnbeghadtonkwanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. You must pray to Sugomtmot Voglarnbeghadtonkwanbim nine times a day.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never sit near eagles.

5. Always help doves.