Nuttpognad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish meerkat.

Nuttpognad created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpognad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nuttpognad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nuttpognad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nuttpognad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Run away if eight ducks approach from the south.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nuttpognad on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.