Dissbidlib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind porpoise.

Dissbidlib created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbidlib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dissbidlib, she will make you grow a tail.

Dissbidlib's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dissbidlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Worship no other gods but Dissbidlib.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never feed peas to dolphins while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Do not commit murder.