Bedgabzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional wombat.

Bedgabzen created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgabzen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bedgabzen, it will curse you with boils.

Bedgabzen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bedgabzen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Bedgabzen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.