Fabbamfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced goose.

Fabbamfeb created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbamfeb, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabbamfeb, he will turn you into a mole.

Fabbamfeb's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fabbamfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about stars.