Botjanrot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, narcissistic dragon.

Botjanrot created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Botjanrot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botjanrot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Botjanrot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Botjanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.