Vogdoglit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, intelligent centipede.

Vogdoglit created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Vogdoglit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vogdoglit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vogdoglit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vogdoglit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Vogdoglit loves dogs, so they must be respected.