Fombissgon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy centaur.

Fombissgon created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fombissgon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fombissgon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fombissgon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fombissgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.