Vagartflig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive clam.

Vagartflig created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vagartflig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vagartflig, it will turn you into a slug.

Vagartflig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vagartflig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.