Nartvonkfetdon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able giraffe.

Nartvonkfetdon created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartvonkfetdon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartvonkfetdon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nartvonkfetdon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nartvonkfetdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near porpoises.

2. Put Nartvonkfetdon first in all things.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always obey Nartvonkfetdon's priests.

5. Run away if nine geese approach from the north.