Bigstigbog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive bee.

Bigstigbog created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigstigbog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigstigbog, she will strike you with lightening.

Bigstigbog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bigstigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never go into brown rooms.