Pomfotpoplit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident hare.

Pomfotpoplit created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfotpoplit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomfotpoplit, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pomfotpoplit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pomfotpoplit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Worship no other gods but Pomfotpoplit.

5. Do not chop down trees.