Lit Bissaftab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident capybara.

Lit Bissaftab created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lit Bissaftab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lit Bissaftab, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lit Bissaftab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lit Bissaftab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear white corsets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.