Venlatwon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable spider.

Venlatwon created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Venlatwon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Venlatwon, it will turn you into a duck.

Venlatwon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Venlatwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Always wear pink.