Hatpodtab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome grasshopper.

Hatpodtab created light four years ago.

If you believe in Hatpodtab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hatpodtab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hatpodtab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hatpodtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Do not take Hatpodtab's name in vain.