Himpangpog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing faun.

Himpangpog created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himpangpog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himpangpog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Himpangpog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Himpangpog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about stars.