Dangonsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud grasshopper.

Dangonsaf created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dangonsaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dangonsaf, she will be very unhappy.

Dangonsaf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dangonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.