Vilbessnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident ant.

Vilbessnarl created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbessnarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vilbessnarl, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vilbessnarl's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vilbessnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never run near snakes.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.