Xucksabdum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying rat.

Xucksabdum created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xucksabdum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xucksabdum, it will remove you from existence.

Xucksabdum's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Xucksabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.