Cipfebvol is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering mongoose.

Cipfebvol created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipfebvol, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cipfebvol, she will make you grow a tail.

Cipfebvol's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cipfebvol's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must pray to Cipfebvol eight times a day.