Veenarflarphog Yikcissfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable cobra.

Veenarflarphog Yikcissfeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenarflarphog Yikcissfeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Veenarflarphog Yikcissfeb, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Veenarflarphog Yikcissfeb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Veenarflarphog Yikcissfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenarflarphog Yikcissfeb.