Quill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful human.

Quill created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quill, he will jump up and down on your head.

Quill's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear trousers.