Tofkontarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast finch.

Tofkontarp created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofkontarp, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tofkontarp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tofkontarp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tofkontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofkontarp.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.