Quagbagzag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient fox.

Quagbagzag created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Quagbagzag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagbagzag, she will turn you into a dog.

Quagbagzag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Quagbagzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Quagbagzag on top of all buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Quagbagzag first in all things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.