Dabnig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying gnu.

Dabnig created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabnig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dabnig, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dabnig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Dabnig on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always wear brown.