Konhubwee is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable wombat.

Konhubwee created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Konhubwee, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Konhubwee, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Konhubwee's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Konhubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Konhubwee loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Retreat if five manatees approach from the west.